Is It Just Me... Oracle Ad
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"Get pregnant at Oracle Day!"
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@thanksaj said:
@coliver said:
@Nic said:
"Get pregnant at Oracle Day!"
Oracle is definitely trying to penetrate the market.
Trying to come up with another like this but failing miserably...well played sir...
Indeed.... I have been trying to out pun myself for probably 15 minutes and can't come up with anything.
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Have a whale of a time at Oracle Days?
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@scottalanmiller said:
Have a whale of a time at Oracle Days?
Nope, not even in the same league...(nautical pun intended)
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Perhaps Oracle are going to spawn their hideous love child that they created with themselves... Possibly an inbred clone but 1/8th their size... Enter mini-us
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"Digital Disruption"
What's more disruptive than a successful sperm? Clever.
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@NetworkNerdWifey said:
"Digital Disruption"
What's more disruptive than a successful sperm? Clever.
Amen to that.
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Are you pregnant with anticipation for Oracle Days?
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Oracle... I hope that you brought protection.
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I can think of lots of swag ideas for this........stress balls.....

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@NetworkNerdWifey said:
I can think of lots of swag ideas for this........stress balls.....

Badum tiss
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Oracle... come early for the best swag.
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@scottalanmiller That's a good one.
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Instead of massage booths they can give free facials.
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@scottalanmiller said:
Instead of massage booths they can give free facials.
This is getting wrong fast...
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that's what she said.
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if your situation looks like that....get to the doc ASAP