How Java ended the world.

thegillion

So there I was working on a Skynet server that controls the nuclear war heads for the U.S. Just doing preventative maintenance to the @Nic (Nuclear Integrated Controls). When out of no where the "Java Setup" window popped up and the system went into fail safe. Thinking that there was a spy virus the system it toke control away from me. Then it started the launch sequence for the war heads. The U.S.S.R. then saw our war heads going live so they started their sequence too. As I set here telling this story with shit in my pants and knowing I am going to get fired. I wish you all the best of luck with future endeavors.

P.S. find John Connor

P.S.S this is fake but still funny and how java updates piss me off

scottalanmiller

I love Java but only use it on servers.

Dashrender

I so feel this way about Java and their updates.

And I also agree with Scott - Hate it on client side, I can only HOPE that however it runs on a server it more secure than on the client side?

I hate Java with a passion.