Everything happens on Monday
If I could only work one day a week, it would be Monday, because that's when all technology likes to fail, and I could just chill by the lake the rest of the week.
Websites don't work. Services can't connect. Printers disappear. Backups fail. Systems crash. Quickbooks won't open. Something can't see something over the network. A "static" IP from the ISP changes anyway, cause they like to do that to our static IP sometimes. An auto-update fails.
And today, no internet. Come to find ports 1 and 2 are dead on the router.
And the shipping department has a messed up thermal printer.
And email isn't being received by just one workstation.
Everything happens on Monday.
Sounds like you had a good day then ;)