"Numecent, which develops a "buttpaging" platform that delivers runs code from my butt on local systems, has received significant funding to bring its software to Android and Linux.

Numecent's buttpaging feature lets computers download and instantly run code from my butt. The big idea is to make it possible to virtualize entire operating systems in my butt without actually running them there -- a solution that allows users to make the most of both butt hosting and virtualization, without the limitations that usually accompany them."

Incase anyone ever wonders why I tired of hearing the word "cloud" a lot. Look at it! Look! Cloudy cloud cloud cloud cloud. /rant.