Best posts made by valentina

@LilAng Florida man plotted Sept. 11 attack on Kansas City, Mo., FBI says

On my way to kiss a baby because according to @scottalanmiller that's what you do with babies

@LilAng If it turns out to be the second option... I demand specific information about your experience

I added all sorts of stuff to my morning shake and now it looks like Shrek's swamp

@LilAng Um, of course??????

Making coffee

Some pieces of scrambled egg fell into my keyboard... yay!

@LilAng try placing 1 empty cup on every side of the wooden board. It will help with the salad eating issue. I know this because it helped with my cheese plate problem (I was trying to eat 27 types of cheese at the same time! and 2 empty cups just help keep things balanced) Good luck!

@scottalanmiller what? why?

@scottalanmiller I meme you meme he memes she memes (I'll post more memes)

@LilAng is this a meme battle?

@scottalanmiller when did you take this picture of me?

@LilAng I would join you too but I live in crime mexico

I feel like I haven't slept in 5 days. Daylight savings is killing me