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    • RE: What Are You Watching Now

      @rojoloco said in What Are You Watching Now:

      @dustinb3403 said in What Are You Watching Now:

      @rojoloco said in What Are You Watching Now:

      @dustinb3403 said in What Are You Watching Now:

      @rojoloco said in What Are You Watching Now:

      Then the doctor literally broke the mold.

      You're dad is a Doctor?!

      Nope, doctor doctor. He removed the baby making bits because I shouldn't have been conceived, gone to term, or survived being born. How's that for an existential crisis?

      Wait. . . so your dad / mom had something cut and tied and you still were born.

      I'd sue the hell out of that doctor. lol.

      No, that happened afterwards. But they should have given up long before.

      If not for a doctor just wanting to really test the first ultrasound machine in the hospital, I wouldn't be here either. Technology is my friend.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @coliver said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @coliver said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @black3dynamite said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Time to pick up my kid from school. Early release on a Wednesday is weird. Fridays were my early release.

      Every school in Illinois that I am direct experience of does 30 minute early release on Wednesday.

      I was in St. Clair County, IL for a while, there was no early release on any day, though in the San Francisco Bay Area, some schools on Wednesdays they did start late, but I'm not sure if that's done anymore.

      I don't even know what early release is. We had one time and one time only for everything.

      Ditto, though we could graduate/leave high school at 15 if we were especially stupid or lazy. Typically they could put you into a trade school of some sort, but in between my early release and when I was supposed to go to a trade school the whole thing fell apart like a Chinese motorcycle. I ended up going to university in America though some time later.

      We had nothing like that. Even if you had completed classes early, you were required to stay in study halls all day for your senior year.

      Yep you literally just described my senior year.

      Then maybe you guys should try communism, it made my high school experience very short šŸ˜‰

      I wasn't stupid, lazy sure but I had enough credits in all the right spots to graduate early. The only thing that prevented that was phys Ed.

      That wasn't a real description, it was something stupid and lazy people took advantage of or were forced to. Plenty of other people did it because of military goals or had special apprenticeships, etc.

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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @coliver said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @black3dynamite said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Time to pick up my kid from school. Early release on a Wednesday is weird. Fridays were my early release.

      Every school in Illinois that I am direct experience of does 30 minute early release on Wednesday.

      I was in St. Clair County, IL for a while, there was no early release on any day, though in the San Francisco Bay Area, some schools on Wednesdays they did start late, but I'm not sure if that's done anymore.

      I don't even know what early release is. We had one time and one time only for everything.

      Ditto, though we could graduate/leave high school at 15 if we were especially stupid or lazy. Typically they could put you into a trade school of some sort, but in between my early release and when I was supposed to go to a trade school the whole thing fell apart like a Chinese motorcycle. I ended up going to university in America though some time later.

      We had nothing like that. Even if you had completed classes early, you were required to stay in study halls all day for your senior year.

      Yep you literally just described my senior year.

      Then maybe you guys should try communism, it made my high school experience very short šŸ˜‰

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    • RE: DHCP Logic

      @scottalanmiller said in DHCP Logic:

      @g-i-jones said in DHCP Logic:

      Anyway, he said even if there is a reservation, if that thing goes to sleep, then other things can still snatch up that IP address because it's in the pool.

      That makes no sense at all. He's thinking of DHCP Preferences, not related to Reservations. The entire concept of a reservation doesn't mesh with this definition at all.

      Imagine if you had a restaurant reservation that only worked if you were already at the restaurant waiting. No need for a reservation if you are already there and have the table, right? Completely nonsensical.

      Reminds me of Seinfeld and his car reservation

      Youtube Video

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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      No, a woman.

      Cannot imagine any person (of any gender) being worth going to southern Illinois for any significant amount of time.

      Well in the area there were a lot of Bosnian immigrants, so she was of the same ethnic group as me, and this one had unbelievably huge... personality traits. I stand by my choice.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: DHCP Logic

      I'll jump in and add: then what does he think reservations do? That's what I'd ask him. Reservations are considered permanent assignments.

      posted in IT Discussion
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      I was in St. Clair County, IL for a while

      Interesting, Air Force?

      I was born and raised in Highland, IL. St Clair County had the closest mall.

      No, a woman.

      I remember Highland, IL as one of the places where that UFO went over. It was funny because it wasn't until I watched a documentary about it I ever even heard of Highland or Dupo and they were right there the entire time. I did know about Lebanon, IL though, and of course Millstadt.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @tonyshowoff said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @black3dynamite said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Time to pick up my kid from school. Early release on a Wednesday is weird. Fridays were my early release.

      Every school in Illinois that I am direct experience of does 30 minute early release on Wednesday.

      I was in St. Clair County, IL for a while, there was no early release on any day, though in the San Francisco Bay Area, some schools on Wednesdays they did start late, but I'm not sure if that's done anymore.

      I don't even know what early release is. We had one time and one time only for everything.

      Ditto, though we could graduate/leave high school at 15 if we were especially stupid or lazy. Typically they could put you into a trade school of some sort, but in between my early release and when I was supposed to go to a trade school the whole thing fell apart like a Chinese motorcycle. I ended up going to university in America though some time later.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Non-IT News Thread

      @dafyre said in Non-IT News Thread:

      @rojoloco said in Non-IT News Thread:

      @wirestyle22 said in Non-IT News Thread:

      @scottalanmiller said in Non-IT News Thread:

      Houston to get first robot brothel in US, according to Dallas morning news.

      Altered Carbon was a documentary

      Just like Black Mirror. Future documentaries sent back in time as a warning to current generations.

      Of course it was meant as a warning... But now it seems the warning has become the player's guide.

      People today don't care about warnings, unless it comes as an app or somehow interrupts their Facebook connectivity. Or is some sort of New Age nonsense about 2012 or insane garbage about Nibiru, maybe a few people will listen, but these days yelling fire, you better just text it instead.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What did you have for lunch or dinner today?

      @scottalanmiller said in What did you have for lunch or dinner today?:

      Heading to Fuzzy Taco

      Is that some sort of euphemism?

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      @black3dynamite said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      Time to pick up my kid from school. Early release on a Wednesday is weird. Fridays were my early release.

      Every school in Illinois that I am direct experience of does 30 minute early release on Wednesday.

      I was in St. Clair County, IL for a while, there was no early release on any day, though in the San Francisco Bay Area, some schools on Wednesdays they did start late, but I'm not sure if that's done anymore.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @scottalanmiller said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      About to head out to go dancing in Denton.

      Tell Peggy and Bobby I said hello

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    • RE: I’d rather be....

      @mlnews said in I’d rather be....:

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      Was recently there, was better when it wasn't a part of the EU.

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    • RE: What did you have for lunch or dinner today?

      @scottalanmiller said in What did you have for lunch or dinner today?:

      Paul made salmon and Dominica made a very good sweet and sour cauliflower dish.

      First time I read that through "Paul Simon and Dominica made..."

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: Non-IT News Thread

      @scottalanmiller said in Non-IT News Thread:

      Houston to get first robot brothel in US, according to Dallas morning news.

      Beep beep, scary scary

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    • RE: What did you have for lunch or dinner today?

      @scottalanmiller said in What did you have for lunch or dinner today?:

      A baker with the last name German made the recipe for a chocolate company long ago.

      Ah, so he's English.

      posted in Water Closet
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    • RE: What did you have for lunch or dinner today?

      @scottalanmiller said in What did you have for lunch or dinner today?:

      @rojoloco said in What did you have for lunch or dinner today?:

      About to start some venison cube steaks in the crock pot. Onions and mushrooms, garlic, thyme, beef stock. Will finish with a little sour cream and serve over noodles.

      Venison stroganoff?

      After learning English, for years I honestly thought it was called "strokingoff" and thought it was just a poor choice in name. It seems so obvious now that it's clearly from "stroganov" but the pronunciation in English was just different enough where I didn't even catch it and I might have had I ever ate it, but because of the name, I never ordered it from anywhere or anything.

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    • RE: What Are You Doing Right Now

      @jaredbusch said in What Are You Doing Right Now:

      FroYo acquired

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      Froyo information

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    • RE: Which Cloud Company Should Get The JEDI Contract?

      It'll be some crappy company who is totally incompetent like SAIC, now called Leidos, or isn't in the tech business in any real way but somehow, probably through knowing people on the committee(s) in charge manages to get the contract. Yes it starts with a choice of good companies, but soon enough they'll leave after having to deal with technically incompetent committee members who don't understand what a scope is and the only ones left will be companies absolutely incapable of doing the job.

      I saw this happen first hand, in the state of Kansas they were redoing their DMV system, I made two predictions when this happened:

      1. It would be delayed
      2. When it finally launched it would be broken as hell and they'd have tons of problems with it.

      Of course as is easy to predict, I was right. The reason? The company in charge of writing the DMV software and handling their computers was 3M, yes 3M, the company that makes paper stuff.

      That's how government contracts work, I expect nothing less than an underdelivered, overpriced, crappy security nightmare done as half-assed as possible. And this is just something that happens when people who don't know what they're doing are in charge of deciding how things should work, so this isn't just a government problem, it happens at large companies all the time too, we just hear more about it from government.

      They don't hire the best company for the job, and that's just obvious from history, nor do they hire the company with the lowest bid, they hire the company that somehow impresses committees always run by people who know literally nothing about technology, networks, or security.

      So to answer your question: nobody you expect and nobody worthy of the contract.

      That's if any civilians have a say. Being that it's the Pentagon, something else may happen, but there may be too much government/Congressional/civilian leadership involvement. Sure the military may be vastly more bureaucratic but project for project, they tend to do a lot better than the civilian government does, at least in regard to properly picking someone who vaguely understands the project and also getting it done, even if it costs 10x more than it should. If I had to pick between democracy and stratocracy with a project like this, give me military any day, but hide my wallet.

      But flipping a coin with either, I'd still take the side of incompetence and failure.

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