Written by the WONDERFUL and BRILLIANT Matt Stephenson! @PackMatt73
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Twas the night before Spiceworld, all thru the ATX. The datacenters were humming, optimized to their best.
The VMs were spun up by the SysAmdin with care. It was the final Pepsi Challenge: KVM vs VMware
The OGs were restless in their bright orange beds, with visions of irate Spiceheads rampaging thru their heads
With me in my bow-tie, and Richardâs bright orange beard, soon to arrive and make Austin weird(er)
When at the data center center there arose quite a ruckus. Oh No! Itâs hackers from LizardSquad! Theyâre here to REDACTED us!
The OGs were wondering how to give the data center immunity, when Sean shouted out âCall in the community!â
The siren call went out to Heads of Spice and Guys of Green, who grabbed all their gear and converged on the scene. It was quite a mess, these hackers werenât nice. But no job is too much for that man, the Chief Spice!
âI need you Bud G and SQLRage, this thing isnât going to get better with age! Dennis Kelley and Lenn, this attack is a killer! It looks like a job that needs Scott Alan Miller! If we canât get this fixed, our company is done. Please put a call in to Huw3481! We need more we need more!â Chief Spice barked with a laugh⌠âget me the Reverend Doctor Paragraph. A last Spicehead is needed cuz this attack is mean, man⌠I think it would be prudent to bring in the Little Green Man!â
The roster was assembled, the data center was a wreck. Then the Green Guys began arriving to say âwhat the heck?!?â
âFear not, Folks of Green!â Chief Spice bellowed quite loudly. âFrancis and Jay and Greg did us quite proudly.â
âWell, since weâre all here what should we do?â queried Nic from Webroot? They all looked perplexed till A.J. said âI am Groot!â
What a great idea! Letâs all get together. Austin is beautiful regardless of weather. So they started the conference a bit early that night, after crushing those LizardSquad fiends in a one-sided fight.
A gleeful shout from Alienvault Kate âWhat a nasty group! We pounded those suckers⌠but wait, weâre missing someone⌠whereâs Katie Drucker?
Then Ivan piped up âsheâll be here on Thursday, but canât you read man? She got married last year, now itâs Katie Freedman!â
Chief Spice looked around and his heart swelled with pride. The team had rallied to stop the hackers inside. The founders all smiled, practically bursting each kilt, they couldnât be happier with this thing they had built.
Then they piled into a Smart Car driven by Spice Rex. Youâd be surprised how much can fit in one, despite the written specs.
We heard them exclaim as they drove out of site
âHappy Spiceworld to all and to all a good night!â