Another great 1 liner from this guy: "I don't understand why this is so difficult??!!" Well, you've been in the office for 3 hours since Monday. Yeah, I would say it's pretty difficult to fix something when you're not here. Never mind the fact that over 20" of snow had fallen the past 3 days.

Why can't it be legal to throat punch a co-worker?

Office has been closed for 2 1/2 days due to the snow we've been getting. Guy's "N" key on his keyboard only works sometimes. He yelled at me...in the middle of the blizzard yesterday demanding I fix it. I was in on Tuesday for that half day...he wasn't. I guess he expected the keyboard fairy to fly to his house and fix it for him.

The part that REALLY pissed me off? On Wednesday when I was on the phone with him I said quote " You can go to the nearest store and pick up a USB keyboard for now. I hesitate to say that because I don't want you to go out and get hurt in the process". This dick then said "I'm a grownup....I can handle the roads!!!". Fine, then handle the f[moderated] roads and stop yelling at me wanting your pound of flesh.

He is the 1 guy I hate here.

One of the best quotes I have ever seen from a coach in any sport:

"As great as today feels… we’re five weeks behind the other teams for the 2017 season” -Bill Belichick.

http://www.latimes.com/sports/nfl/la-sp-2017-nfl-season-20170206-story.html

Saw this on my FB feed:

@nadnerB said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Is there really any doubt Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time? Nope!!

PATRIOTS!!!!!!!

5 baby!!!!!

Is the Brady bunch on TV again?
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lol

Yeah...picking up his SuperBowl MVP trophy

@RojoLoco said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@RojoLoco said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Is there really any doubt Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time? Nope!!

PATRIOTS!!!!!!!

5 baby!!!!!

Just barely, though.... we were so close!

I do feel bad for Ryan a bit...after all he's a BC kid...but boy, oh boy, we REALLY wanted this one!! So many firsts:

Most coaching wins
Most wins by a QB
Most MVPs
First overtime game
Largest deficit in a SuperBowl

I'm still in shock they did it.

The Falcons really just gave up... the 4th quarter was brutal to watch. We had it in out hands.... but then we Atlanta'd.

The 2nd and 3rd quarter were brutal for us!!

I didn't want to see them get crushed like that. I'm soooo happy!! We scared the crap out of the dogs with our yelling LOL

@RojoLoco said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Is there really any doubt Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time? Nope!!

PATRIOTS!!!!!!!

5 baby!!!!!

Just barely, though.... we were so close!

I do feel bad for Ryan a bit...after all he's a BC kid...but boy, oh boy, we REALLY wanted this one!! So many firsts:

Most coaching wins
Most wins by a QB
Most MVPs
First overtime game
Largest deficit in a SuperBowl

I'm still in shock they did it.

Is there really any doubt Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time? Nope!!

PATRIOTS!!!!!!!

5 baby!!!!!

Go Patriots!!

Never thought watching someone go to get gas would be so enjoyable. I was giggling throughout

Youtube Video

@Dashrender said in Non-IT News Thread:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Non-IT News Thread:

OK, fess up, guys!! Who stole $800 in Legos?

http://www1.nh1.com/news/police-want-to-know-who-stole-over-800-in-legos-2-dvd-players-from-nh-target/

That's like 8 or less boxes - pretty easy.

They have got more expensive than what I remember LOL

OK, fess up, guys!! Who stole $800 in Legos?

http://www1.nh1.com/news/police-want-to-know-who-stole-over-800-in-legos-2-dvd-players-from-nh-target/

Server running since 1993 about to be decommissioned

http://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/a24965/server-running-since-1993/

Was kinda looking up Nolan Ryan and I saw something interesting:

On May 11th, 1973 against the White Sox he got lit up. Gave up 5ER in 0.1 inning before getting pulled.
Comes back THE NEXT DAY and gets a 2 inning save with 4Ks
3 days later, throws a no-hitter with 12Ks.

He was a bad ass!!

@Grey said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Went to the gun store last night to pick up a holster and more bullets and saw this. An Uzi is on my wish list, but this baby just moved up to the top notch!!

Want to get the .22 version...cheaper price, cheaper rounds, nice and fun!!

.22s are fun, but i hate loading the magazines.

I saw a tool someone was using to make loading magazine easier and I've never seen or used them before, but you're right, it is a pain.

They have a version that fires the NATO rounds as well. More expensive

I like that it is ambidextrous for the safety, cocking handle and the magazine eject. Even though I fire right-handed, I can also fire lefty (which is my dominant hand) without feeling weird. LOL

Went to the gun store last night to pick up a holster and more bullets and saw this. An Uzi is on my wish list, but this baby just moved up to the top notch!!

Want to get the .22 version...cheaper price, cheaper rounds, nice and fun!!

@thanksajdotcom said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons

My roommate has an AR-15. And knives...so many knives...

Nice!! After work I have to go purchase a new holster. Mine broke last week.

@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@ChrisL No one in IT should ever have access to weapons

I beg to differ.
On my wish list

It keeps getting better!!

"Could I reset the outlook? Apparently my laptop is syncing on outlook.

Thanks for some guidance."

@dafyre said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

@Son-of-Jor-El said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:

Everything working fine today, then this:

"I am running some issues with my outlook these two days.

It is hardly connected to the server, thus stop downloading emails to my outlook.

I am currently physically in China. Could you help look at what is going on?"

Ugh! Hate these e-mails!!

Ticket Reply:

User located in China. Access to company resources forbidden. User account blocked until they return to the office to have their machine re-imaged.

What's even better about this? It came in.....via e-mail.