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    • DustinB3403
      DustinB3403 last edited by scottalanmiller

      The topic where you bring your "I Can't Even..." topics

      I don't have one, but I just can't even....

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      • scottalanmiller
        scottalanmiller last edited by

        It should be the white girls at Starbucks, thread.

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        • dafyre
          dafyre last edited by

          Here's the obligatory training manual...

          0_1452634627807_how_to_even.jpg

          (I'll eventually get tired of posting this... maybe).

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          • gjacobse
            gjacobse last edited by

            0_1452635633165_cant[1].jpg

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            • Nic
              Nic last edited by

              I can't even:
              http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

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              • dafyre
                dafyre @Nic last edited by

                @Nic said:

                I can't even:
                http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

                Sounds like a good fantasy / scifi movie...

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                • RamblingBiped
                  RamblingBiped @Nic last edited by

                  @Nic said:

                  I can't even:
                  http://motherboard.vice.com/read/we-talked-to-a-witch-who-casts-viruses-out-of-computers-with-magic

                  Replace "Wiccan" with "Christian" and " The Spiral Dance" with "The Bible" and I think the Donald has a running mate.

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                  • DustinB3403
                    DustinB3403 last edited by

                    I can't even.... Curtis!!

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                    • DustinB3403
                      DustinB3403 last edited by

                      Portable VM's

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                      • JaredBusch
                        JaredBusch @DustinB3403 last edited by

                        @DustinB3403 said:

                        Portable VM's

                        Nothing in that thread is "I can't even" except your posts. And you bailed rudely.

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                        • scottalanmiller
                          scottalanmiller last edited by

                          I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

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                          • Pete.S
                            Pete.S @scottalanmiller last edited by Pete.S

                            @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                            I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

                            It's fun stuff for sure. We do a hard bounce on all incoming email with SPF failures. Wish Microsoft and Google would do that too, because it's a wake up call for people.

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                            • travisdh1
                              travisdh1 @scottalanmiller last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                              I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

                              The number of people that have no idea what SPF or DKIM are is just crazy. Nobody I've tried to deal with either has had a clue what I was even talking about.

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                              • scottalanmiller
                                scottalanmiller @Pete.S last edited by

                                @Pete-S said in I Cant Even...:

                                @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                                I love dealing with someone who has a DEGREE in Cybersecurity, claims to be an experienced system administrator, yet doesn't even know what an SPF record is for email and leaves it blank - even after being taught how to do it. And then puts the wrong data in from the wrong vendor because they don't know how to follow directions or what it is for.

                                It's fun stuff for sure. We do a hard bounce on all incoming email with SPF failures. Wish Microsoft and Google would do that too, because it's a wake up call for people.

                                Problem is, customers and vendors use it to say we don't respond. they don't look at their hard bounces.

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                                • scottalanmiller
                                  scottalanmiller @Pete.S last edited by

                                  @Pete-S Ready for the worst offender? The Nicaragua Tax Office. No SPF, no TLS. And you are absolutely responsible for receiving and responding to their emails 😞

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                                  • scottalanmiller
                                    scottalanmiller last edited by

                                    Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                    sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                    Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

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                                    • Dashrender
                                      Dashrender @scottalanmiller last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                                      Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                      sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                      Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

                                      Damn... /sigh

                                      And here I am being told to 'use the MSP more'

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                                      • Texkonc
                                        Texkonc last edited by

                                        I cant even....Begin to see the breach data and lawsuits coming....
                                        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/godaddy-hackers-stole-source-code-installed-malware-in-multi-year-breach/

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                                        • IRJ
                                          IRJ @Texkonc last edited by

                                          @Texkonc said in I Cant Even...:

                                          I cant even....Begin to see the breach data and lawsuits coming....
                                          https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/godaddy-hackers-stole-source-code-installed-malware-in-multi-year-breach/

                                          Shitty security, shitty hosting, but at least they are expensive 😂

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                                          • scottalanmiller
                                            scottalanmiller @Dashrender last edited by

                                            @Dashrender said in I Cant Even...:

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I Cant Even...:

                                            Today a large corporate "IT department" that uses DattoRMM (OMG, shoot me now) ask me if we needed these "apps"...

                                            sc.exe and wmic.exe because DattoRMM was flagging them.

                                            Um, that's WINDOWS. What kind of IT department that manages thousands of Windows computers opens a ticket to their upstream MSP to ask what sc and wmic are? Like, ever heard of Google? Or Windows? Seriously?

                                            Damn... /sigh

                                            And here I am being told to 'use the MSP more'

                                            It wasn't your MSP that said that, lol.

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