IT Quotes I Like
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"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein
(... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)
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Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."
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Not IT specific (Louis Pasteur was credited with this quote in 1854) but absolutely applies...
"Fortune favors the prepared mind".
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@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
@hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:
PICNIC
Problem in Chair NOT in computer
I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
One of my faves!
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@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
@hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:
PICNIC
Problem in Chair NOT in computer
I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair
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@dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:
@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
@hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:
PICNIC
Problem in Chair NOT in computer
I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair
Otherwise it is pronounced with an "S" sound.
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@scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:
@dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:
@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
@hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:
PICNIC
Problem in Chair NOT in computer
I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!
PEBCAK
Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard
See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair
Otherwise it is pronounced with an "S" sound.
The letter "c" followed by the letters "a", "o", or "u" is typically pronounced as a "hard" c (sounds like "k") such as in the word car, Carolina, curve, course...etc. To make the "c" sound like an "s" when it is followed by the letters "a", "o", or "u", you would typically need a cedilla under the "c". Rare exceptions to this are the common "facade" which was derived from the French word "façade" where the cedilla was eventually removed and pronunciation unchanged.
As with other English rules, this is generally the rule that applies most often, and since this isn't a typical word (acronym really), I believe the general rules would apply. So you could use PEBCAK
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IT Job is no thanks Job....
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Added:
Strict hierarchy is a socially acceptable way of stating "intentionally suppressing exposure".
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"Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.
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@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
"Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.
Who said that? Sounds like something I would say.
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@scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:
@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
"Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.
Who said that? Sounds like something I would say.
It was posted somewhere in the last week
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@dashrender said in IT Quotes I Like:
@scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:
@travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:
"Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice."
Granted this covers more than just IT, but so very relevant.
Who said that? Sounds like something I would say.
It was posted somewhere in the last week
I got it from Steve Gibson, but he was quoting someone else, and I wasn't fast enough to write down who he got it from.
I agree, sounds very much like something you'd say @scottalanmiller.
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This is one I hate more than anything:
"That's not how we do it, because we've always done it this (other) way"
Okay while why? What issues have happened, what reasoning is there?
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Raises are given when the company is healthy, titles are given when things are going badly.
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Had a boss when I was at my first IT job say "efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"
We were arguing over the fact that we estimated a job to be 25 hours and it only took us 19. Rather than sit at the job for another 5 hours to make the money we wrapped up. The powers that be didn't like that. I wasn't there too much longer
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@wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:
Had a boss when I was at my first IT job say "efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"
We were arguing over the fact that we estimated a job to be 25 hours and it only took us 19. Rather than sit at the job for another 5 hours to make the money we wrapped up. The powers that be didn't like that. I wasn't there too much longer
That could be considered stealing imo.
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@tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:
@wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:
Had a boss when I was at my first IT job say "efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"
We were arguing over the fact that we estimated a job to be 25 hours and it only took us 19. Rather than sit at the job for another 5 hours to make the money we wrapped up. The powers that be didn't like that. I wasn't there too much longer
That could be considered stealing imo.
Happened all the time. Bid X # of hours. Finish early, drag it out until we hit the hours bid.
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@tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:
@wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:
Had a boss when I was at my first IT job say "efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"
We were arguing over the fact that we estimated a job to be 25 hours and it only took us 19. Rather than sit at the job for another 5 hours to make the money we wrapped up. The powers that be didn't like that. I wasn't there too much longer
That could be considered stealing imo.
Depends on the contract.
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@wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:
@tim_g said in IT Quotes I Like:
@wls-itguy said in IT Quotes I Like:
Had a boss when I was at my first IT job say "efficiency doesn't always pay the bills"
We were arguing over the fact that we estimated a job to be 25 hours and it only took us 19. Rather than sit at the job for another 5 hours to make the money we wrapped up. The powers that be didn't like that. I wasn't there too much longer
That could be considered stealing imo.
Happened all the time. Bid X # of hours. Finish early, drag it out until we hit the hours bid.
Hours bid generally means that those hours are negotiated and the expectation is that finishing faster does not mean lower cost.
