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    • dafyreD
      dafyre
      last edited by

      We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

      -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

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      • gjacobseG
        gjacobse @dafyre
        last edited by

        @dafyre said:

        We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

        -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

        How true....They always rise to the challenge.

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        • dafyreD
          dafyre @gjacobse
          last edited by

          @gjacobse Or Sink to it, rather.

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          • quicky2gQ
            quicky2g
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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

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              • NerdyDadN
                NerdyDad @scottalanmiller
                last edited by

                @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

                "Excellence is situational. You can be a star at one place and fired for incompetence at another." True story, @QuinnyPig @DevOpsDaysTLV

                Man ain't that the truth. Reverse that and you have my last job and this one.

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                • NerdyDadN
                  NerdyDad
                  last edited by

                  "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                  If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

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                  • DashrenderD
                    Dashrender @NerdyDad
                    last edited by

                    @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    "The computer is only as smart as its programmer(s)" -Keith "NerdyDad" Baldwin

                    If somebody else has said it before me, please let me know.

                    LOL I would change the credit to - first person to try to use a program.

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                    • wirestyle22W
                      wirestyle22
                      last edited by

                      "The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do." - B.F. Skinner

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                      • NerdyDadN
                        NerdyDad
                        last edited by

                        "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                        0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

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                        • gjacobseG
                          gjacobse @NerdyDad
                          last edited by

                          @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                          "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                          0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                          One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

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                          • wirestyle22W
                            wirestyle22 @gjacobse
                            last edited by

                            @gjacobse said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            @NerdyDad said in IT Quotes I Like:

                            "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"

                            0_1481726992542_5d6a_theres_no_place_like_model.jpg

                            One of those is in my closet,.. and those I mean the shirt - .... no weird people in my closet other than me.

                            Likely story

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                            • hobbit666H
                              hobbit666
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                              PICNIC

                              Problem in Chair NOT in computer

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                              • wirestyle22W
                                wirestyle22 @hobbit666
                                last edited by

                                @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                PICNIC

                                Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                That's a good acronym

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                                • travisdh1T
                                  travisdh1 @hobbit666
                                  last edited by

                                  @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  PICNIC

                                  Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                  I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                  PEBCAK

                                  Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

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                                  • ObsolesceO
                                    Obsolesce
                                    last edited by

                                    "If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough." - Einstein

                                    (... although there is argument it wasn't reallysaid by him, see:)

                                    http://skeptics.stackexchange.com/questions/8742/did-einstein-say-if-you-cant-explain-it-simply-you-dont-understand-it-well-en

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      Just added: "Avoiding planned downtime is planning for unplanned downtime."

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                                      • NashBrydgesN
                                        NashBrydges
                                        last edited by

                                        Not IT specific (Louis Pasteur was credited with this quote in 1854) but absolutely applies...

                                        "Fortune favors the prepared mind".

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                                        • NashBrydgesN
                                          NashBrydges @travisdh1
                                          last edited by

                                          @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                          PICNIC

                                          Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                          I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                          PEBCAK

                                          Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                                          One of my faves!

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                                          • dafyreD
                                            dafyre @travisdh1
                                            last edited by

                                            @travisdh1 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            @hobbit666 said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                            PICNIC

                                            Problem in Chair NOT in computer

                                            I just did a quick search of this thread, and we're missing the other classic!

                                            PEBCAK

                                            Problem Exists Between Chair and Keyboard

                                            See Also: PEBKAC -- Problem Exists between Keyboard and Chair

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