SpiceWorld Assistant/Body Guard

[Joy]

Wow I just saw this thread.. and I am about to say "I will volunteer" but when i read this lols

@Minion-Queen said:
(you would not be able to get drink heavily sorry need someone with it to keep track of me).

[nadnerB]

Yeah, I could do it... next year. This year is a bit crammed around that time.
 

For selection next year, I present a list of my koalafications

• I am designated pack animal at weddings, picnics, shopping trips and other various events where stuff needs to be shifted/carried.
• I don't drink a lot
• I can use a big scary voice to make minions cower before me
• I'd have no idea where I would be going so I'd need to tag along with someone
• I can Hip n Shoulder like a freight train
• I can be incredibly silly and fun without being intoxicated.

 
EDIT: above submitted for lulz, it's far too expensive to get there (even if you did pay for it, NTG might go bust )

[nadnerB]

For those unfamiliar with the ol' Hip n Shoulder:
Youtube Video

[Doughnut]

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

[Carnival Boy]

[Minion Queen]

@Doughnut said:

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Sure. I can do that!

[Dashrender]

@Minion-Queen said:

@Doughnut said:

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Sure. I can do that!

I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun

[Minion Queen]

@Dashrender said:

@Minion-Queen said:

@Doughnut said:

Does this person receive a gun and a badge? If so, I will accept the position.

Sure. I can do that!

I can see it now, the gun will be a barcode scanning gun

Oh I have some plans brewing now that he mentioned it muwahahaha

[Minion Queen]

I have hired someone! Thanks for the never ending source of entertainment.

[Kyle]

Ahhhhhh. I was just suiting up in my village people cop uniform before Skyping you.

[Minion Queen]

Oh good Lord glad that I found someone than!

[nadnerB]

So, who is this person?
A professional minion?

[scottalanmiller]

I was wondering about that too. It's a minion now, that's for sure.

[thanksajdotcom]

GRR!!

[nadnerB]

@thanksaj said:

GRR!!

Meow!
Why are we doing animal noises now?

[scottalanmiller]

Woof!

[thanksajdotcom]

@nadnerB said:

@thanksaj said:

GRR!!

Meow!
Why are we doing animal noises now?

Nah, was hoping to get a buddy of mine the job, but Danielle somehow found time to do this...GRR!!

[BMarie]

Did someone say TX!

[BMarie]

Nice birthday get away!

[RojoLoco]

@nadnerB said:

@thanksaj said:

GRR!!

Meow!
Why are we doing animal noises now?

ARF!