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@Dashrender said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@wirestyle22 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'm not even going to bother explaining a single thing to my users anymore. This user has an i5 with 8 gigs of ram and is only running office but says "My computer is slow. I need a new computer." No, you don't. You're accessing huge files on a 10/100 network from a dell 2800 in another building using wireless link. Spend fucking money.
I need to start drinking more
User: Why is it so hard to get the city to spend money?
Me: It's just as hard to get them to save money
<Mic Drop>LOL - Weird for you to even be having this conversation - this seems like something that their manager should be getting from the head of IT.
something like this:
user thinks their computer is slow - reports it to IT.
IT reports the computer is working at it's optimum ability.
User disagrees and tells boss.
Boss agrees with user and reports to IT.
IT passes complaint to head of IT
Head of IT informs the how and why of current performance limitations to manager.
manager puts pressure on their chain of command for improved infrastructure - sighting increase employee output as reason for send.
etc.Microsoft Windows [Version 3.1.2] <-- on purpose
Copyright <c> 2009 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.C:\Users\anyone> ping Ian Moran
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@nadnerB Poor kid was thinking he was shooting the missiles. . .
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It is Friday....where is my beer?
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@PenguinWrangler said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
It is Friday....where is my beer?
No beer in my house
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Since we have a few D & D players about, I thought I'd just drop this in...
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@RestoronixSean said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'll just go ahead and blame marketing who didn't do their research on that one.
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@NerdyDad said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@RestoronixSean said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'll just go ahead and blame marketing who didn't do their research on that one.
http://i.imgur.com/0u14fgu.png
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@Grey said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@NerdyDad said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@RestoronixSean said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I'll just go ahead and blame marketing who didn't do their research on that one.
http://i.imgur.com/0u14fgu.png
I think the lesson here is that fortune cookies are made in New York.Or that Google is made in California!!
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@dafyre haha... I don't play dnd but wouldn't mind it.
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@scottalanmiller lol
