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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I threaten my children with this.
Tell them if they continue to argue about taking their temperature that i will shove it up their butt. I showed them the instruction manual to prove it was true too.
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@scottalanmiller so many stupid people everywhere. But yeah getting your stupid verified permanently is a thing too
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@DustinB3403 said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
I believe the one on the left, but the one on the right, well, since it's America I imagine he has a fully loaded, huge Ford F-150 that he drives to and from his house in the suburbs through the rugged hills and terrain that a truck like that is for: the Henry Hudson Parkway. Sure, it's a 45 minute drive at 4am so he can beat grid lock, but hey man, he's a man, he's an American. He likes his job at ConEd though, until they destroy his 401k which won't matter anyway he cashed it out to redo the deck. Gotta keep it up though, his wife has a massive SUV "for the room" but the only have one kid and they never buy groceries, just take out every night. And they bought some crappy McMansion out in Westchester.
Sometimes, while at the top of that pole he solemnly looks into the distance realises that his coworkers don't have cars, sure they pay high rent in the city, but they just take public transport, and overall it'd be cheaper than gas, insurance, all of that because he needs full coverage you know.
Damn, he should have stayed in Bayside.
(This isn't meant to be some angsty post about American life, I'm just screwing around trying to capture the mirror image of the one on the left as far as reality of some people goes.)
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@tonyshowoff it is mostly true though.
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Yeah I have to agree, both are true but funny.
The guy on the right could easily save a fortune and not live paycheck to paycheck if his family made some personal sacrifices.
But can't have that, nope. Spend every penny. . .
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/2741007-18.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
It should be patients are a virtue. huh dummies.
She can just pretend to be a white trash doctor. I would have said nurse, but we all know when you see the really trashy nurse, you know she didn't finish the program, she's just a nurse's assistant. A really trashy doctor: drug addict and/or alcoholic, gotta own that.
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@scottalanmiller said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2019/01/2741007-14.jpg?quality=85&strip=info&w=600
The mere fact they invented tea and porcelain almost certainly is why they never invented glass in that entire time. Not so smart now, are you, Chinaman?
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@tonyshowoff A lot are like that here. I was just having a conversation with an instructor yesterday about how and why so many of our nursing students cheat. They are constantly buying tests and answers
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@jmoore said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@tonyshowoff A lot are like that here. I was just having a conversation with an instructor yesterday about how and why so many of our nursing students cheat. They are constantly buying tests and answers
When I was in college, buying tests and answers was a requirement. The professors even said that all testing was based on that assumption and anyone not doing so would not be expected to have the ability to pass. They would not teach material with the belief that you were responsible for having gotten old copies of the test and learning it from there. They actually institutionalized cheating officially.
They did this for crazy reasons, it was part of their insane "control the students" process that they used the Greek system to keep students in dorm like conditions unofficially.
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@scottalanmiller I have never heard of that. My college experience was definitely not like that.
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Proper placement for a fax machine...
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@scottalanmiller Phone jack in your water closet there, buddy?
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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller Phone jack in your water closet there, buddy?
As there should be.
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@tonyshowoff said in Random Thread - Anything Goes:
@scottalanmiller Phone jack in your water closet there, buddy?
whispers You should know there are several people in this forum that like to do strange things in the bathrooms with phones
