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    • bbigfordB
      bbigford @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

      @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

      Good thing toilets never back up...

      Neither do those servers!

      Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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      • bbigfordB
        bbigford @scottalanmiller
        last edited by bbigford

        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

        No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

        Is that a desktop being used asa server?

        I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

        Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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        • bbigfordB
          bbigford
          last edited by

          Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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          • DustinB3403D
            DustinB3403 @bbigford
            last edited by

            @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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            • scottalanmillerS
              scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
              last edited by

              @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

              @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

              The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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              • JoyJ
                Joy
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                I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                • JaredBuschJ
                  JaredBusch @bbigford
                  last edited by

                  @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                  Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                  I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                  Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                  It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
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                    @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                    @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                    @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                    No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                    Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                    I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                    Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                    It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                    The bidet drain!

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                    • ObsolesceO
                      Obsolesce
                      last edited by

                      Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403 @Obsolesce
                          last edited by DustinB3403

                          @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                          Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                          At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403
                              last edited by

                              This system is going to make a splash!

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                              • ObsolesceO
                                Obsolesce
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                                When you're finished in there, you need to be careful where you aim the air freshener or you could down the company!

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  I think this thread is a metaphor for my month.

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                                  • black3dynamiteB
                                    black3dynamite @DustinB3403
                                    last edited by

                                    @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    This system is going to make a splash!

                                    Oh, that's just nasty.

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

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                                      • ObsolesceO
                                        Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                        This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

                                        LOL

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                                        • nadnerBN
                                          nadnerB
                                          last edited by

                                          It just goes to show that your server rack is a good indication of how your company is going...
                                          😉
                                           
                                           
                                          (Works on two levels!)

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