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    • Reid CooperR
      Reid Cooper @WLS-ITGuy
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      @wls-itguy said in Certifications in the toilet:

      ALL I CAN SAY IS WTF!!!!!!!

      What the Flush?

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      • Reid CooperR
        Reid Cooper
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        Flushing DNS now...

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        • black3dynamiteB
          black3dynamite
          last edited by

          Tech User1: How's your day?
          Tech User2: Same shit, different day?

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          • ObsolesceO
            Obsolesce
            last edited by

            I bet that job stinks

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            • nadnerBN
              nadnerB
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              Have they ever used that plunger to resolve their network congestion?

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              • nadnerBN
                nadnerB
                last edited by

                The network has gone to crap. 😉

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                • nadnerBN
                  nadnerB
                  last edited by

                  Do they have regular... brown outs?

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                  • DustinB3403D
                    DustinB3403
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                    Well when shit has hit the fan at least you'll have somewhere to flush it...

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                    • dbeatoD
                      dbeato
                      last edited by

                      this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @dbeato
                        last edited by

                        @dbeato said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

                        I think someone put it there.

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                        • DustinB3403D
                          DustinB3403
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                          The server has hit the shit-bricks now...

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                          • bbigfordB
                            bbigford @scottalanmiller
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                            @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                            @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

                            Good thing toilets never back up...

                            Neither do those servers!

                            Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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                            • bbigfordB
                              bbigford @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by bbigford

                              @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                              No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                              Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                              I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                              Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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                              • bbigfordB
                                bbigford
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                                Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403 @bbigford
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                                  @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                                    last edited by

                                    @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                    @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

                                    The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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                                    • JoyJ
                                      Joy
                                      last edited by

                                      I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                                      :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                                      • JaredBuschJ
                                        JaredBusch @bbigford
                                        last edited by

                                        @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                        No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                        Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                        I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                        Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                        It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
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                                          @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                          @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                          No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                                          Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                                          I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                                          Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                                          It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                                          The bidet drain!

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                                          • ObsolesceO
                                            Obsolesce
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                                            Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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