Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email



  • Check out this email bit from SpiceWorld 2017 to me!! Marketing maybe!?!

    
    It's been a wild ride, sent you a few of my cleverest emails, a few reach-outs on the old telephone but to no avail. 
    
    It's ok, like any good party guest I know when I've overstayed my welcome. 
    
    I'm out, this is it, after this there's no more of me. See you on the flip side. 
    
    Highfive could have cut out all of your noise with our Dolby Voice Stack, made your dongles as outdated as jean shorts, and reduced your overall conferencing cost by 80%. 
    
    If you've been on a deserted island this whole time AND you are just getting back to reality AND you really want to talk AND you really just haven't received my messages THEN let's make up and get together. 
    
    Schedule time to chat about Highfive or just hit reply :) 
    
    Kevin```


  • @blughost23 said in What do you like for a non expensive audio setup for surround sound TV/movies?:

    Check out this email bit from SpiceWorld 2017 to me!! Marketing maybe!?!

    I like talking to myself but not this much.

    It's been a wild ride, sent you a few of my cleverest emails, a few reach-outs on the old telephone but to no avail.

    It's ok, like any good party guest I know when I've overstayed my welcome.

    I'm out, this is it, after this there's no more of me. See you on the flip side.

    Highfive could have cut out all of your noise with our Dolby Voice Stack, made your dongles as outdated as jean shorts, and reduced your overall conferencing cost by 80%.

    If you've been on a deserted island this whole time AND you are just getting back to reality AND you really want to talk AND you really just haven't received my messages THEN let's make up and get together.

    Schedule time to chat about Highfive or just hit reply 🙂

    Kevin

    What the heck is that?



  • I can't tell if he is leaving the community, or just sending a really weird email. Very strange, though.



  • He was sending him an email, saying he was going to leave us alone for now on.



  • @nerdydad said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    He was sending him an email, saying he was going to leave us alone for now on.

    It was a bit of a weird one. And without the context, was even weirder 🙂



  • I have seen versions of those directed at me. Its a vendor trying to guilt trip you in a dumb way to schedule a meeting or just be memorable which will then hopefully get you to schedule a meeting or call.



  • @jmoore said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    I have seen versions of those directed at me. Its a vendor trying to guilt trip you in a dumb way to schedule a meeting or just be memorable which will then hopefully get you to schedule a meeting or call.

    Just made me think that they are pretty weird.



  • Yeah - i received tons of that crap type email - I eventually just marked them as spam and now I don't see that shit.



  • "Oh, you're a marketer? Your welcome never existed. Thanks for seeing yourself out, I hate having to scoop up the poop."



  • Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.



  • @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."



  • @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."

    The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition



  • @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."

    The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition

    GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.



  • @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."

    The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition

    GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game



  • @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."

    The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition

    GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game

    Yeah, read it. You seemed to imply that vendors were some sort of game that would be even mildly dangerous, and that is demonstrably incorrect unless you wield the checkbook for your company. I could hunt and kill every GG on SW in the span of a week while being armed with only a tablespoon, a small swiss army knife, and a single bamboo skewer. Please cross post this to see if any of them accept my challenge.



  • @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."

    The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition

    GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game

    Yeah, read it. You seemed to imply that vendors were some sort of game that would be even mildly dangerous, and that is demonstrably incorrect unless you wield the checkbook for your company. I could hunt and kill every GG on SW in the span of a week while being armed with only a tablespoon, a small swiss army knife, and a single bamboo skewer. Please cross post this to see if any of them accept my challenge.

    No, just that hunting them would be a fun sport.



  • @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @scottalanmiller said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @rojoloco said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    @bnrstnr said in Weird SpiceWorld HighFive Goodbye Email:

    Like @jmoore said, it appears to be a guilt trip. I got one of these a while back after repeatedly telling dude I will contact him when I'm ready to move forward. I don't know if I was having a bad day or what, but I was pretty offended and basically told him to GFY...

    Hey Nick,
    I have not had much success reconnecting with you. It might just be that you don’t have any interest in talking with me -- and that’s okay. I just need to know whether or not to keep trying. So, to make this nice and easy, you can reply with a simple keystroke. Just reply with either A, B, C, D, or E and I’ll know where to go from here, but please do reply so that I can stop emailing you if you’re not interested.
    A. I no longer need emails but send me invites for events.
    B. No need to follow up we already found another solution.
    C. We need to get something done but don't have time, don't give up!
    D. I would like to schedule a time to talk.
    E. Wait who are you again?
    Thank you.

    The perfect response:

    "F - I hunt marketing and advertising dicks for sport. Better have your running shoes, I'm a good shot..."

    The Most Dangerous Game - Spiceworks GG Edition

    GGs are only dangerous when giving advice. Plus, I'd be armed, so their "dangerousness" lessens greatly.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Most_Dangerous_Game

    Yeah, read it. You seemed to imply that vendors were some sort of game that would be even mildly dangerous, and that is demonstrably incorrect unless you wield the checkbook for your company. I could hunt and kill every GG on SW in the span of a week while being armed with only a tablespoon, a small swiss army knife, and a single bamboo skewer. Please cross post this to see if any of them accept my challenge.

    No, just that hunting them would be a fun sport.

    Let's pitch that show to some network!!!! I just want to be the axe man, the last face they see before they bleed out... you can have all the producer credit horseshit. I just want to hold up an axe and make one vendor beg for their life after admitting to only posting sales pitch BS. Then chop down slowly, so it takes multiple swings to end their miserable existence.


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