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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller
      last edited by

      Turns out that he literally asked for everything backwards. Everything he wanted to migrate he didn't mention, and everything he wanted to keep the same he said he wanted to migrate!

      https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093268-migrate-access-queries-forms-to-sql

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      • EddieJenningsE
        EddieJennings
        last edited by EddieJennings

        I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.

        Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.

        Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.

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        • JaredBuschJ
          JaredBusch @EddieJennings
          last edited by

          @eddiejennings said in I can't even:

          I was just about to post today's gem, when another, greater gem appeared.

          Ticket: Person called office; entered X extension; rather than dialing X extension call was routed back to the main IVR.

          Resolution: Disabled X's extensions's call forwarding which was setup to forward their calls to our toll-free number, which is answered by the main IVR.

          Correct Resolution: Disable Voicemail and Call forwarding for the user.

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
            last edited by

            Wow, no responses yet so maybe it'll improve once he does, but damn...

            VDI that they can't support, QNAP with SSD for seven hosts!!, Hyper-V 2012 (not even R2), Hyper-V as a role, Windows 7 still, etc. Claims "no budget" but is clearly so flushed with money that they are buying just anything and not worried at all about being cost effective.

            https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094013-best-practice-tips-for-vhdx-vm-storage-hyper-v-2012

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            • ObsolesceO
              Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
                last edited by

                @tim_g said in I can't even:

                @scottalanmiller It looks like they have tons of money from that list you just mentioned.

                That's what I said to him. He claims no budget, but EVERYTHING he describes is a company flaunting how they can throw money away.

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  Low end single SAN backing five host servers intentionally underloaded to the point of aburdity.

                  https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2093768-san-box-providers-for-10g-iscsi-connection

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
                    last edited by

                    How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                    https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

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                    • stacksofplatesS
                      stacksofplates @scottalanmiller
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                      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                      How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                      https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                      Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

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                      • stacksofplatesS
                        stacksofplates @stacksofplates
                        last edited by

                        @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                        How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                        https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                        Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

                        Well quotes from mobile are still broken.

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                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller @stacksofplates
                          last edited by

                          @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                          @stacksofplates said in I can't even:

                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                          How is a complete lack of knowing what DNS is so common in IT? Of all things, it's so simple and so commonly totally misunderstood.

                          https://community.spiceworks.com/topic/2094090-pointing-domain-name-to-our-public-ip

                          Maybe I’m obtuse but what’s the use case for plain FTP any more? If you need to receive use SFTP if you’re just handing out stuff use HTTPS. There must be some reason I just can’t see it.

                          Well quotes from mobile are still broken.

                          Oh poop 😞

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
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                            Emoji work, though.

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                            • scottalanmillerS
                              scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              Do links like voip.ms?

                              Yes they do.

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

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                                • JaredBuschJ
                                  JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by JaredBusch

                                  @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                  Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

                                  🙂 SO what was it?

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
                                    last edited by

                                    @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                                    @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                    Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

                                    🙂 SO what was it?

                                    There is an extra plugin that is needed, but I've not seen mentioned yet. The Android Emoji pack. Without it, links and emoji don't work. Add it in, and boom, they work.

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                                    • gjacobseG
                                      gjacobse
                                      last edited by

                                      I just can't....

                                      http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

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                                      • JaredBuschJ
                                        JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        @jaredbusch said in I can't even:

                                        @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                        Check the quotes now, I think we found the issue.

                                        🙂 SO what was it?

                                        There is an extra plugin that is needed, but I've not seen mentioned yet. The Android Emoji pack. Without it, links and emoji don't work. Add it in, and boom, they work.

                                        I do not have that one.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @gjacobse
                                          last edited by

                                          @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                          I just can't....

                                          http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

                                          When Amazon was interviewing me, the police had to be called on their drunked staff out at the bar. So I'm not entirely surprised.

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                                          • gjacobseG
                                            gjacobse @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                            @gjacobse said in I can't even:

                                            I just can't....

                                            http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/01/surveillance-video-shows-amazon-contractor-defecating-in-gutter.html

                                            When Amazon was interviewing me, the police had to be called on their drunked staff out at the bar. So I'm not entirely surprised.

                                            But they (Amazon) wants US to allow them into our homes to deliver packages and 'CLEAN UP'.... Yea,.. NOT!!

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