Crackers, not hackers bro.
Or whatever 1980s, early 90s jargon file stuff people tried to recapture from the media. I am a total green hat, I will be as black or white hat as you pay me to be and I've been paid well to do really mundane shit over the years and sometimes fun stuff.
Stay away from my, almost rainbow, plaid fedora.
I'll recruit you yet.