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    • wirestyle22W
      wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
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      @scottalanmiller This one applies to me on the receiving end sometimes. Trying to change that behavior

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      • nadnerBN
        nadnerB
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        "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors"

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        • Emad RE
          Emad R @scottalanmiller
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          @scottalanmiller

          "Suspicion breeds confidence" - IT security project I found and forgot its name

          non IT:

          "One of the codes I live by: my appearance should be in no way noteworthy, but then again not so unnoteworthy as to being itself noteworthy" - david Mitchell

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          • ObsolesceO
            Obsolesce
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            Just because something may be supported, doesn't imply that it is support.
            –highbrow

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            • jclambertJ
              jclambert @DustinB3403
              last edited by jclambert

              "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
              @DustinB3403
              Back in the early 90s when colored screens were a luxury and the main desktop OS was 3 characters, I wrote an ERP system for a manufacturing company in C. One of the secretaries there did her very best to make me a better programmer. It seemed to be her mission.

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403 @dafyre
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                @dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:

                We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                From ERCOT's leadership.

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                  JasGot
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                  @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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                    scottalanmiller @JasGot
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                    @JasGot said in IT Quotes I Like:

                    @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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                    OMG I love this.

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403
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                      @nadnerb said in Ransomware Isn't the Problem, IT Departments Are:

                      meatware being meatware

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                      • pmonchoP
                        pmoncho
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                        Everyone has a test environment, some even have a production environment - Unknown

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                          krzykat
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                          The problem is an ID 10 T issue

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @scottalanmiller
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                            New quotes this week...

                            Planning is only useful when it can be used for preparation.

                            and

                            When deploying software we should never be concerned with how long the vendor will continue to provide support, but rather by how soon we get to update.

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