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    • DustinB3403D
      DustinB3403
      last edited by DustinB3403

      Form over Function

      It's such a great one, makes me laugh every time.

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      • notverypunnyN
        notverypunny
        last edited by notverypunny

        May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

        • You can't fix stupid
        • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

        -- also pretty much anything on despair.com 🙂

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        • DustinB3403D
          DustinB3403 @notverypunny
          last edited by

          @notverypunny said in IT Quotes I Like:

          May be already on here, and not IT-specific but:

          • You can't fix stupid
          • Common sense is the least common of all of the senses

          -- also pretty much anything on deapair.com 🙂

          Link no worky.

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          • notverypunnyN
            notverypunny @DustinB3403
            last edited by

            @DustinB3403 fixed the link... this is why I love tab completion on the cli

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            • ObsolesceO
              Obsolesce
              last edited by

              "Nothing is more permanent than temporary"

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              • ysapirY
                ysapir
                last edited by

                Your lack of planning does not constitute my emergency. Especially if I warned you repeatedly.

                by the way ...I LOVE this one.
                Salesmen are not responsible for doing your due diligence for you. - SAM

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                • ysapirY
                  ysapir @scottalanmiller
                  last edited by

                  @scottalanmiller
                  ever notice that in the cartoon world the bad guy would say alot "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.
                  especially Cobra Commander.

                  Always confused me. how could you be SO arrogant to think that everything you do is foolproof?

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                  • scottalanmillerS
                    scottalanmiller
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                    • dafyreD
                      dafyre @ysapir
                      last edited by

                      @ysapir said in IT Quotes I Like:

                      "But that's IMPOSSIBLE!!!" when they start to lose.

                      Inconceivable!

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                      • wirestyle22W
                        wirestyle22 @scottalanmiller
                        last edited by

                        @scottalanmiller This one applies to me on the receiving end sometimes. Trying to change that behavior

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                        • nadnerBN
                          nadnerB
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                          "There are only two hard things in Computer Science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors"

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                          • Emad RE
                            Emad R @scottalanmiller
                            last edited by Emad R

                            @scottalanmiller

                            "Suspicion breeds confidence" - IT security project I found and forgot its name

                            non IT:

                            "One of the codes I live by: my appearance should be in no way noteworthy, but then again not so unnoteworthy as to being itself noteworthy" - david Mitchell

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                            • ObsolesceO
                              Obsolesce
                              last edited by

                              Just because something may be supported, doesn't imply that it is support.
                              –highbrow

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                              • jclambertJ
                                jclambert @DustinB3403
                                last edited by jclambert

                                "It's not our job to train the stupid, just to try and make it stupid proof" - DustinB3403
                                @DustinB3403
                                Back in the early 90s when colored screens were a luxury and the main desktop OS was 3 characters, I wrote an ERP system for a manufacturing company in C. One of the secretaries there did her very best to make me a better programmer. It seemed to be her mission.

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403 @dafyre
                                  last edited by

                                  @dafyre said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                  We need to quit asking people "How stupid can you be?"... Some folks are taking that as a challenge.

                                  -- Can't remember where I heard that from.

                                  From ERCOT's leadership.

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                                    @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller @JasGot
                                      last edited by

                                      @JasGot said in IT Quotes I Like:

                                      @scottalanmiller said in IT Quotes I Like:

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                                      OMG I love this.

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                                      • DustinB3403D
                                        DustinB3403
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                                        @nadnerb said in Ransomware Isn't the Problem, IT Departments Are:

                                        meatware being meatware

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                                        • pmonchoP
                                          pmoncho
                                          last edited by

                                          Everyone has a test environment, some even have a production environment - Unknown

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                                            krzykat
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                                            The problem is an ID 10 T issue

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