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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @dbeato
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      @dbeato said in Certifications in the toilet:

      this belong to the I can't even thread lol.

      I think someone put it there.

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      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403
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        The server has hit the shit-bricks now...

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        • bbigfordB
          bbigford @scottalanmiller
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          @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

          @irj said in Certifications in the toilet:

          Good thing toilets never back up...

          Neither do those servers!

          Actually... I need to edit my content. They don't have backups, and never have. Ever. They do use "Previous Versions" aka volume shadow copies; which of course are NOT backups. They should know... because when they got hit with cryptoware last year, the first thing the infection did was -you guessed it- delete their shadow copies.

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          • bbigfordB
            bbigford @scottalanmiller
            last edited by bbigford

            @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

            No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

            Is that a desktop being used asa server?

            I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

            Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

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            • bbigfordB
              bbigford
              last edited by

              Edited original content to reflect an optional phase of the projects... just burn it, salt the land, and start a new.

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              • DustinB3403D
                DustinB3403 @bbigford
                last edited by

                @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

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                • scottalanmillerS
                  scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                  last edited by

                  @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                  @bbigford so when shit literally hit the fan, they just flushed

                  The shit and the fan are scarily close to each other there.

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                  • JoyJ
                    Joy
                    last edited by

                    I couldn't stop myself laughing seeing this thread
                    :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes: :smiling_face_with_open_mouth_closed_eyes:

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                    • JaredBuschJ
                      JaredBusch @bbigford
                      last edited by

                      @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                      No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                      Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                      I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                      Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                      It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

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                      • scottalanmillerS
                        scottalanmiller @JaredBusch
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                        @jaredbusch said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        @bbigford said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                        No comments about the terrible keyboard and mouse?

                        Is that a desktop being used asa server?

                        I hate to ask what the big black box in the corner is.

                        Not sure what the desktop does yet... Haven't yet flown to California to check it out (coming weeks, these are just pics from the onsite contact). The black box appears to be a filing cabinet if I zoom in. Because it's next to a drain, and sitting on the floor, it's probably important.

                        It is a filing cabinet. That is not a floor drain. That is a capped toilet drain.

                        The bidet drain!

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                        • ObsolesceO
                          Obsolesce
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                          Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            Bigger downloads with a bigger pipe!

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                            • DustinB3403D
                              DustinB3403 @Obsolesce
                              last edited by DustinB3403

                              @obsolesce said in Certifications in the toilet:

                              Looks like the toilet has more back-up equipment than the servers!

                              At least more tools to correct any overrun conditions. . .

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                              • scottalanmillerS
                                scottalanmiller
                                last edited by

                                Someone said to install the server. And they decided to go "in stall".

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                                • DustinB3403D
                                  DustinB3403
                                  last edited by

                                  This system is going to make a splash!

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                                  • ObsolesceO
                                    Obsolesce
                                    last edited by

                                    When you're finished in there, you need to be careful where you aim the air freshener or you could down the company!

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                                    • scottalanmillerS
                                      scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      I think this thread is a metaphor for my month.

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                                      • black3dynamiteB
                                        black3dynamite @DustinB3403
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                                        @dustinb3403 said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                        This system is going to make a splash!

                                        Oh, that's just nasty.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller
                                          last edited by

                                          This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

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                                          • ObsolesceO
                                            Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            @scottalanmiller said in Certifications in the toilet:

                                            This server setup is so bad, it would win a Eurovision server setup contest.

                                            LOL

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