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    Water Closet
    wtf i cant even that is not how that works
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    • scottalanmillerS
      scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
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      @tim_g said in I can't even:

      @hobbit666 said in I can't even:

      I had one the day. vendor installing software they support and could get it running....... Kept giving crystal reports error, dll ocx type thing.

      They tried all day asking if there was some permissions not working (I gave then local admin access and there domain user was a admin )

      Left them to it.

      They gave up. Took me 5 minutes to sort. All it needed was the right runtime installing .......

      Crystal Reports :thumbs_down_medium-light_skin_tone:

      Yeah, not happy with that silliness. We dropped it about fifteen years ago.

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      • scottalanmillerS
        scottalanmiller
        last edited by

        When asked what Java and JavaScript have in common, 52% of respondents in an "IT community" didn't know between prototypes, JAR files, and bytecode compilation (hint, they have none of those in common.) Only 48% got that right. What? How is that possible? This is one of those "trivia questions everyone knows that non-tech people get wrong", it's talked about so much, how could anyone have avoided it? So many articles about how they are unrelated. Like... how do hide from that information so completely and guess wrong? The number of people getting this right is very close to the percentage expected to get it right from purely guessing - literally!

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        • scottalanmillerS
          scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          I think we all know to what this applies.

          0_1520573334799_D7661681-CD1A-4738-87E6-4E1E88689EB7.jpeg

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          • scottalanmillerS
            scottalanmiller
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            • ObsolesceO
              Obsolesce @scottalanmiller
              last edited by

              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

              0_1520810548114_DeepinScreenshot_select-area_20180311182214.png

              Thinking of switching the theme here?

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              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @Obsolesce
                last edited by

                @tim_g I wasn't, but now I am!

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                • DustinB3403D
                  DustinB3403
                  last edited by

                  Haha

                  https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FancyTartGoshawk-mobile.mp4

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                  • hobbit666H
                    hobbit666 @DustinB3403
                    last edited by

                    @dustinb3403 said in I can't even:

                    Haha

                    https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FancyTartGoshawk-mobile.mp4

                    LMAO!

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                    • DustinB3403D
                      DustinB3403
                      last edited by

                      I think I'm going to be printing a few of these. . .

                      https://i.pinimg.com/564x/50/96/dc/5096dc4c0beed73476938711a34fc242.jpg

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                      • DustinB3403D
                        DustinB3403
                        last edited by

                        Is the Trump administration really Mortal Kombat?

                        https://i.redd.it/tiizjtyerql01.png

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                        • dbeatoD
                          dbeato
                          last edited by

                          https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/bulletproof-vest-company-boss-gets-man-to-shoot-him-to-prove-product-works/

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                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller @dbeato
                            last edited by

                            @dbeato said in I can't even:

                            https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/bulletproof-vest-company-boss-gets-man-to-shoot-him-to-prove-product-works/

                            That's how you sell vests.

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                            • dbeatoD
                              dbeato @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                              @dbeato said in I can't even:

                              https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/bulletproof-vest-company-boss-gets-man-to-shoot-him-to-prove-product-works/

                              That's how you sell vests.

                              Sure has some guts.

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                              • popesterP
                                popester @dbeato
                                last edited by

                                @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                @dbeato said in I can't even:

                                https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/bulletproof-vest-company-boss-gets-man-to-shoot-him-to-prove-product-works/

                                That's how you sell vests.

                                Sure has some guts balls.

                                FTFY

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                                • scottalanmillerS
                                  scottalanmiller
                                  last edited by

                                  We just found this on a server of a customer...

                                  0_1522358560969_photo_2018-03-29_16-22-14.jpg

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                                  • scottalanmillerS
                                    scottalanmiller
                                    last edited by

                                    That's 16.5 years!

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                                    • popesterP
                                      popester @scottalanmiller
                                      last edited by

                                      @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                      That's 16.5 years!

                                      Thats like NT 4 right?

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                                      • scottalanmillerS
                                        scottalanmiller
                                        last edited by

                                        Must be hours, not days. That's insane.

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                                        • scottalanmillerS
                                          scottalanmiller @popester
                                          last edited by

                                          @popester said in I can't even:

                                          @scottalanmiller said in I can't even:

                                          That's 16.5 years!

                                          Thats like NT 4 right?

                                          Would have to be, 2000 can't stay up like that!

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                                          • scottalanmillerS
                                            scottalanmiller
                                            last edited by

                                            If that is hours, it's 250 days. Still too long, but not so insane.

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