ML
    • Recent
    • Categories
    • Tags
    • Popular
    • Users
    • Groups
    • Register
    • Login

    Sodium: Device Uptime

    SodiumSuite
    sodium agent sodium uptime
    5
    27
    3.6k
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • QuixoticJeremyQ
      QuixoticJeremy @gjacobse
      last edited by

      @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

      @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

      @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

      @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

      @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

      @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

      Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

      Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

      People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

      Did you reboot it?!

      Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

      Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao

      Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot

      oooooo I like 😄 upon every data collection hit a method that gens a random number between 1 and 100, if number is above 50 restart.

      DustinB3403D 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • DustinB3403D
        DustinB3403 @QuixoticJeremy
        last edited by

        @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

        Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

        Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

        People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

        Did you reboot it?!

        Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

        Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao

        Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot

        oooooo I like 😄 upon every data collection hit a method that gens a random number between 1 and 100, if number is above 50 restart.

        So pretty good odds of rebooting a server that puts in an alert notification. . . 🙂

        QuixoticJeremyQ 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
        • JaredBuschJ
          JaredBusch @scottalanmiller
          last edited by

          @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

          @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

          @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

          @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

          Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

          Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

          People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

          Did you reboot it?!

          Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

          And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
          I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.

          QuixoticJeremyQ 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • QuixoticJeremyQ
            QuixoticJeremy @DustinB3403
            last edited by

            @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

            Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

            Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

            People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

            Did you reboot it?!

            Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

            Personally I think I should implement a workflow that when a complaint is registered through the external portal via a ticket the first step that happens is the workflow auto restarts the user's machine. lmao

            Preemptive fix,. random forced reboot

            oooooo I like 😄 upon every data collection hit a method that gens a random number between 1 and 100, if number is above 50 restart.

            So pretty good odds of rebooting a server that puts in an alert notification. . . 🙂

            For the record I don't like any of this and I'm purely joking around.

            1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
            • QuixoticJeremyQ
              QuixoticJeremy @JaredBusch
              last edited by QuixoticJeremy

              @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

              @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

              @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

              @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

              @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

              Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

              Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

              People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

              Did you reboot it?!

              Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

              And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
              I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.

              It's understandable to want that documentation. I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread. A workflow sure, but nothing that is going to be touching servers UNLESS it is an AR request by a customer that they want placed in THEIR environment specifically (and all of the legality has been done etc for that) by THEIR request. But I'm not saying your desire for documentation is a bad thing or wrong. It's your stand point and it's completely understandable. If I was in charge of that side of things I'd love to give you more information but that is one thing I know absolutely nothing about and would hurt things more than help.

              JaredBuschJ 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • scottalanmillerS
                scottalanmiller @DustinB3403
                last edited by

                @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

                Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

                People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

                Did you reboot it?!

                Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

                New ticket from User @org on @device send reboot command.

                Lol. . .

                Exactly. A simple workflow.

                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • JaredBuschJ
                  JaredBusch @QuixoticJeremy
                  last edited by

                  @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                  @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                  @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                  @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                  @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                  @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                  Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

                  Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

                  People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

                  Did you reboot it?!

                  Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

                  And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
                  I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.

                  I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.

                  That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.

                  gjacobseG QuixoticJeremyQ 2 Replies Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • gjacobseG
                    gjacobse @JaredBusch
                    last edited by

                    @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                    Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

                    Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

                    People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

                    Did you reboot it?!

                    Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

                    And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
                    I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.

                    I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.

                    That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.

                    I can't think that anyone would argue your stance, and it's your right to make that choice. I don't believe there are many if any that would disagree with you. Like with anything hardware related for any device; computer or mechanical. If you install something and it destroys the device, or causes harm to something / one else - there has to be some recourse to either protect the vendor (did you install it in the manner approved and with the correct policies) and/or the user; it was installed/used in the approved manner it just (****) blew up in his face.

                    We all see on occasion what a MS update will do to a desktop or server - it's no different. software and hardware both have to be vetted, and someone somewhere has to be willing to take the 'risk' of being the first to make it fail...or work preferably.

                    @JaredBusch - stick to your guns...

                    QuixoticJeremyQ 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                    • QuixoticJeremyQ
                      QuixoticJeremy @gjacobse
                      last edited by

                      @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                      Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

                      Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

                      People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

                      Did you reboot it?!

                      Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

                      And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
                      I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.

                      I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.

                      That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.

                      I can't think that anyone would argue your stance, and it's your right to make that choice. I don't believe there are many if any that would disagree with you. Like with anything hardware related for any device; computer or mechanical. If you install something and it destroys the device, or causes harm to something / one else - there has to be some recourse to either protect the vendor (did you install it in the manner approved and with the correct policies) and/or the user; it was installed/used in the approved manner it just (****) blew up in his face.

                      We all see on occasion what a MS update will do to a desktop or server - it's no different. software and hardware both have to be vetted, and someone somewhere has to be willing to take the 'risk' of being the first to make it fail...or work preferably.

                      @JaredBusch - stick to your guns...

                      Yep and I'm not arguing those guns. Not whatsoever, it's completely understandable.

                      1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • QuixoticJeremyQ
                        QuixoticJeremy @JaredBusch
                        last edited by

                        @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        @jaredbusch said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        @dustinb3403 said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        @gjacobse said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                        Ah yes,.. from within the device. I have to edit my OP,.. it wasn't clear on what I was asking (and I thought I was being detailed... learn me to eat and type at the same time,...)

                        Might I ask to what purpose would you need it on the front page like that?

                        People who complain about piss poor system performance, with up time of 45 days on their desktop. . .

                        Did you reboot it?!

                        Mabye Sodium shuld have an "auto reboot on complaint" feature.

                        And this is why I want a TOS and legal document from @Sodium before I will use this.
                        I want recourse if something happens (because with state systems, you have this power) and I can prove through logs/etc that I did not tell it to do what it did.

                        I think it's obvious that this thread is not a serious thread.

                        That is obvious, but the point is valid. With out legal recourse, and clear definitions, I will never install anything.

                        This is completely understandable and it really is something that we need to get done. I'm just saying that it's not on my work list because obviously not my domain.

                        1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • scottalanmillerS
                          scottalanmiller
                          last edited by

                          If Uptime info is needed in a screenshot way, I think a "basic status info pop up" screen might make sense. At some point, you can't make a special "screen shot friendly info" for any arbitrary thing.

                          1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
                          • scottalanmillerS
                            scottalanmiller
                            last edited by

                            Uptime in friendly numbers, rather than seconds, would be nice, too.

                            QuixoticJeremyQ 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • QuixoticJeremyQ
                              QuixoticJeremy @scottalanmiller
                              last edited by

                              @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                              Uptime in friendly numbers, rather than seconds, would be nice, too.

                              What? You don't want to figure out what 4829383 seconds is in terms up of days, hours, minutes and seconds? Here I thought everyone enjoyed that math.

                              gjacobseG 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                              • gjacobseG
                                gjacobse @QuixoticJeremy
                                last edited by

                                @quixoticjeremy said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                                @scottalanmiller said in Sodium: Device Uptime:

                                Uptime in friendly numbers, rather than seconds, would be nice, too.

                                What? You don't want to figure out what 4829383 seconds is in terms up of days, hours, minutes and seconds? Here I thought everyone enjoyed that math.

                                Can't we convert it to a Star Date?

                                1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
                                • 1
                                • 2
                                • 2 / 2
                                • First post
                                  Last post