For the conspiracy theorists
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Wow....
Some dumb people out there... I'd better pledge now..
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No more brainscans via wifi while riding your bicycle. Because, you know, stray wifi signals are way more dangerous than Failarmy style head trauma. Tell your kids... lay off the helmets, silver cotton is all of the protection that you need!
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Keep the government from spying on your baby's brainwaves too!
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But oddly while it looks awesome, we couldn't find any people who didn't look like total tools while wearing it. Even if this wasn't tinfoil head gear, it looks awful on its own.
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This has got to be a joke.
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So if the world has the power to scan your brainwaves via wifi.... how does this protect you? Obviously if we have that kind of technology they will just scan your brainwaves through the giant hole at the bottom of the hat. It's not like hats encase your brain, it's just on top of it.
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Oh man this is awesome...
Sleeping - If you sleep with a hat, you can change your old one for Shield. You will be protected against signals essentially one third of a day and your sleep will not be disturbed by unwanted radiation
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LOL - just wow.
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Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.
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What I find laughable about that last picture is the earbuds going into his ears....
Now that's a direct connection for the WiFi Brain Scanning Waves to channel themselves and feed evil thoughts into your mind.
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As hilariously awful as this is I can totally see myself buying some of these for a few extra special people.
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@coliver said:
Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.
All the double-blind tests on people claiming EMF allergies find that there is no connection between EMF and their symptoms. It's Munchausen's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
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@Nic said:
@coliver said:
Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.
All the double-blind tests on people claiming EMF allergies find that there is no connection between EMF and their symptoms. It's Munchausen's: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munchausen_syndrome
That's what I thought, thanks for the info.
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@coliver said:
Has there been any proof that radiation effects your sleep? I haven't seen any evidence for it (and lots against it). I have heard about EM radiation at very high levels that would mess with sleep... but that doesn't normally happen.
At very high levels it literally cooks you so....
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@Nic So maybe we should all start a kickstarter for special hats that help treat Munchausen syndrome?
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@RamblingBiped said:
@Nic So maybe we should all start a kickstarter for special hats that help treat Munchausen syndrome?
As long as it also works on Morgellons
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It's kind of funny... but this is something one of my uncles would love (and not ironically).
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I might start a kicker starter campaign to raise money to prove that people are ID10T's.
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"Be smart and put on this hat instead of the usual one."
By "the usual one", are the referring to the tin foil one, showing how much more comfy it is over its predecessor?This smacks of a Dogbert scheme...
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@Nic said:
Morgellons
Sure, why not... We'll just ad a handful of that fancy copper thread stuff that magically makes arthritis disappear. Then we can have a tertiary marketing strategy to treat lock jaw and arthritis of the skull's sutures.
