Australia begins mass data retention under new law

[nadnerB]

@scottalanmiller said:

Nothing good is ever heard out of Australia. It seems like a constant stream of bad news.

How do you think we keep most of the buttheads out?

[nadnerB]

@Joy said:

@nadnerB so how's the new law?

Well,

• there aren't any riots
• It's not front page news
• most people have no idea what it means
• The world is still spinning

The ISP's apparently aren't ready for it... lol, cupcakes. Probably just trying to save face.

[nadnerB]

http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/10/the-ultimate-guide-to-avoiding-australias-data-retention-scheme/
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2015/10/australias-data-retention-d-day-is-here/

http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/new-data-retention-laws-begin-today-this-is-what-you-need-to-know/story-fn5j66db-1227567715454
http://www.news.com.au/technology/online/metadata-laws-how-will-mandatory-data-retention-scheme-affect-you/story-fnjwnfzw-1227567353820

[nadnerB]

I wonder how long it will be before the honeypots of collected data get hacked

[nadnerB]

@DustinB3403 said:

...
I'll have to ask a buddy that lives there what he thinks.

Why is he not on here?

[DustinB3403]

I only speak to him on weekend generally being 12 hours time difference and I haven't spoken to him yet to see if he'd be interested.

[scottalanmiller]

@nadnerB said:

@DustinB3403 said:

...
I'll have to ask a buddy that lives there what he thinks.

Why is he not on here?

Yeah, get him on here!

[Joy]

@nadnerB said:

@Joy said:

@nadnerB so how's the new law?

Well,

• there aren't any riots
• It's not front page news
• most people have no idea what it means
• The world is still spinning

The ISP's apparently aren't ready for it... lol, cupcakes. Probably just trying to save face.

I assume it's not really scary haha

[nadnerB]

@Joy said:

I assume it's not really scary haha

It's totally not... until someone accesses the data

[Joy]

@nadnerB said:

@Joy said:

I assume it's not really scary haha

It's totally not... until someone accesses the data

I started to think to create my own language with code, Just to use when communicating to Australia bwuahaaha

[scottalanmiller]

@nadnerB said:

@scottalanmiller said:

Nothing good is ever heard out of Australia. It seems like a constant stream of bad news.

How do you think we keep most of the buttheads out?

Or.... in?

[scottalanmiller]

@DustinB3403 said:

I only speak to him on weekend generally being 12 hours time difference and I haven't spoken to him yet to see if he'd be interested.

Did you ever manage to track him down?

[nadnerB]

@scottalanmiller said:

@nadnerB said:

@scottalanmiller said:

Nothing good is ever heard out of Australia. It seems like a constant stream of bad news.

How do you think we keep most of the buttheads out?

Or.... in?

They are only still here because of safety labels and over zealous OH&S (Occupational health & safety) which I think is getting to be more OH & BS )

[mlnews]

http://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aNKqWnv_460s.jpg

[nadnerB]

^ What is that?
Why is it in this thread?

[nadnerB]

Back to Australia...
Youtube Video

[scottalanmiller]

@nadnerB said:

^ What is that?
Why is it in this thread?

@Dashrender was asking about fags and cigarettes.

[Dashrender]

@scottalanmiller said:

@nadnerB said:

^ What is that?
Why is it in this thread?

@Dashrender was asking about fags and cigarettes.

so what do those have to do with a bundle of sticks?

[nadnerB]

@scottalanmiller said:

@Dashrender was asking about fags and cigarettes.

Durries, smokes, ciggies, winnies...

[scottalanmiller]

@Dashrender said:

so what do those have to do with a bundle of sticks?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_(food)

Probably some ancient context having to do with smoking sticks of meat before chopping them into medallions.